a random fact to kick start this post. jenna's phone bill went up to NINE HUNDRED SINGAPORE DOLLARS. faints* next week's exam week. i'm really dead. i tried studying and i understand every single part of it. not. especially maths. LAPLACE. somebody please help me with that. maths can literally kill! is it too much to ask? to simply put maths in a simpler way. put it in english. i hate hate hate school. i'm so stress already lah. from all the dota games. and from all the fun with friends. give me a break! give me holidays. and i mean MORE holidays. two weeks. where got enough. OH i forgot another thing. i have FIVE exam papers next week. one on each day. monday to friday. PUMPKINS RIGHT. last year i only had FOUR the most. i hate them lah. not as if i'm gonna be an engineer after i graduate right! i just need that piece of rotten paper with the big D word to get me into a kebaya. no, i mean to get me into SIA. pilot or steward. ponders* another random thought, I WANNA GO ON THE OPRAH SHOW. and hope she gives me a house. and a nice car. and lots and lots of money! she like a spoilt atm. money floods out like tsunami. yay! hallelujah! praise the lord for oprah! (: oh another random question. if all of you are entitled to one wish. (and no, you cant wish for more wishes.) what will you wish for? typical question hor? wanna know jiawei's wish? curious? evil giggles* jiawei wants WORLD PEACE. roll eyes. jiawei just wants to be famous lah. famous in any good way. once you're famous, you can do ANYTHING. look at paris, she acted. and have her own singing album. she can do ANYTHING. so not fair. born in this world to spend money. oops just came back from watching naruto. SUPER EXCITING EPISODE. cant wait for the next one. pictures! went clubbing with lollipops! and oh-so-nice jesse! had a great night. fabulous flirt at saint james. gave out free condoms. wth? hahahaha. enjoy your holidays people. wish me luck for exams. BYE.


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